内容简介： 意大利某个医院里的老人临终前，她美丽的孙女Olga飞车赶来。老人告诉她有一盒珠宝在俄罗斯。同时却被两个开救护车的，一个等妻子等孩子的大胡子黑手党，一个在医院养病的瘸子和一个医生听了去了。于是，一票人杀往俄罗斯，又有个英俊潇洒的导游来接他们。大家各显神通，分兵前往。中间发生了不少令人啼笑皆非的故事：医生的护照被大胡子从厕所塞下去了，因而只能在飞机上不停的飞来非去。大胡子总要和瘸子过不去，瘸子说：“我自己来，自己来”一脚踢断了一根石柱子。导游和救护车司机紧跟着美丽的Olga，上演了公路飞车，引爆加油站，汽车变潜水艇等一幕幕的好戏…… 美丽的Olga和英俊的导游在这一幕幕的奇遇里情愫暗生，眼看是金童玉女，佳偶天成。却被导游热情的妈妈道破真像，原来他是文物局的警官……

Semyon Gorbunkov goes on a cruise. In Istanbul, he slips and breaks his arm. What he didn't know is that this was a signal for a gang of smugglers (a real smuggler - Gena - was also on board the same ship). So his arm gets bandaged with gold and diamonds. After he returns home, the gangsters are trying to get their stuff back, while the police try to catch them using Gorbunkov and his arm.