Alain Moreau (Jean-Claude Van Damme) is a cop in Nice, France. Alain is at a funeral that is being held for a fellow cop, when Alain’s partner Sebastien (Jean-Hugues Anglade) shows up. They discover that his name was Mikhail Suverov, and Mikhail was born on exactly the same day Alain was. As it turns out, Mikhail is the twin brother Alain never knew he had. Tracing his brother's steps back to New York City, Alain discovers that Mikhail was a member of the Russian Mafia, who was chased down and killed when he attempted to get out. Of course, now Alain is mistaken for Mikhail, who was also mixed up in a war between Mafia organizations. With his only real ally being Mikhail's fiancé Alex Bartlett (Natasha Henstridge), Alain sets out to avenge his brother's death, which is complicated not only by the Mafia, but by two corrupt FBI agents.

庄尼从外太空来到地球的高能职业学院学习人类的技能，已经顺利学完了三个专业，结交了一些地球人朋友，他接下来将要继续学习另外三个专业：汽修、服装表演、空乘，在这三个专业的学习过程中跟同学产生了不少的摩擦，最后化干戈为玉帛，并且一起打败了校外的社会人员，最终大家成为了朋友，庄尼顺利的从学校毕业，并且学会了人类身上最重要的品质——爱，他微笑着离开了地球。

母胎solo26年的包子铺老板娘严小咪，为了追求青梅竹马的男神、法国美食界明星——尚东方，而从老家临沂辗转来到浪漫之都巴黎，误入了一所让人“闻之色变”的“神经料理学校”。这是一所有着百年奇葩历史的、各种神经传统以及多位放飞自我的老师的神奇学校。在这里，严小咪遇到了落魄房东小导演奥斯卡，纯情少男拉面传人大番薯，放荡不羁黑道辣妹苏小幺，以及梦寐以求的男神。他们将和来自世界各地的奇葩学生们一起学习，经历这座神经料理学校的各种神经事：入学考试、晋级考试、眼泪表白日、法棍大赛等层层考验，学会做各种精致美食菜品，才有望最后闯关晋级成功。严小咪作为校史难得一见的母胎solo，更将受到了老师和同学们的“特殊关爱”

一株千年板蓝根小菘蓝，一着不慎，就变成了骄横郡主江清韵。不仅没了自由，还被这位大小姐逼着追夫大兴城声名赫赫的药王大人楚之墨。无奈这楚之墨油盐不进，这小菘蓝霸王硬上弓都没有得逞，但她并不知道，就在她这神经病一样的追夫过程中，楚之墨已经逐渐爱上了她。在经历了风风雨雨之后，两人最终喜结连理。

生活在云中世界的虎怂女孩米小七，因一时手贱打开了怪老头酒仙给的锦囊，来到了鲲鹏大陆的北月国，变成一只大肥猫。机缘巧合下沾染了北月国王爷北宫炎的血，刚刚恢复本来样貌，就接到了酒仙的旨意：必须找到有缘人，让他爱上你，和你一起经历四重情关，集齐四块灵玉，才能回去。为了重回云中世界，米小七和王爷北宫炎、北月城主南风辰之间展开了一场啼笑皆非的甜宠爱情故事。